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Sayings
All instructions are ambiguous.
You can't step in the same river twice.
Nothing succeeds like failure.
Nothing fails like success.
Why buy a cheap imitation when you can get a Macintosh?
Perfection 1: I never make misteaks.
Perfection 2: I never make mistrakes.
Some of the unhappiest people have beauty, brains, and bucks.
(From the homonym/phone/graph page: Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.
How do we know God has a sense of humour? Read Genesis 1:27 and Mark 10:6.
If you ever find the perfect Church, don't go there, or you'll ruin it.
A picture in the hand is worth a thousand words in the bush.
Philosophy
I think therefore I yam. --Popeye
If you say, "I am therefore I think," you are putting Horace before Descartes.
You can lead your daughter (or son) to Horace, but you can't make her (him) think.
A very proper lady invited Rene Descartes for refreshments. After a fine British high tea complete with crumpets amd marmie, she asked him:
"Will you have another cuppa?"
"I rather think not."
He disappeared.
Anagrams
| A Decimal Point | I'm a Dot in Place |
| Alec Guinness | Genuine Class |
| Animosity | Is No Amity |
| Contradiction | Accord not in it |
| Desperation | A Rope Ends It |
| Dormitory | Dirty Room |
| Eleven plus two | Twelve plus one |
| Semolina | Is No Meal |
| Slot Machines | Cash Lost in 'em |
| Snooze Alarms | Alas! No More Z's |
| The Earthquakes | That Queer Shake |
| The Morse Code | Here Come Dots |
| The Public Art Galleries | Large Picture Halls, I Bet |
| Year Two Thousand | A Year To Shut Down !! |
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